Will has been getting the lion's share of attention around here with all his recent ailments. So Harper developed a "cough" this morning in a bid for some sympathy.
Harper: (pretend coughing)
Me: "Oh, are you not feeling well?"
Harper: "Yes. I am very sick like Will. (cough)"
Me: "That's terrible. How can I help you?"
Harper: "I need a blankie and movies and my milk and to be cuddled in your arms."
Me: "Would you like your special blankie?"
Harper: "Yes. I am very sick."
Me: "I'm sorry to hear that. Are you sick with hypochondria?"
Harper: "Yes. I have hypochondria."
Me: "Oh, are you not feeling well?"
Harper: "Yes. I am very sick like Will. (cough)"
Me: "That's terrible. How can I help you?"
Harper: "I need a blankie and movies and my milk and to be cuddled in your arms."
Me: "Would you like your special blankie?"
Harper: "Yes. I am very sick."
Me: "I'm sorry to hear that. Are you sick with hypochondria?"
Harper: "Yes. I have hypochondria."
Don't fret. She got lots of cuddles and, shortly thereafter, requested her butterfly magnifying glass so she could "solve a mystery."
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