Then this evening I found her running around the living room buck-naked.Me: “Harper, what happened yesterday when you ran around without a diaper on?”
Harper (avoiding looking me in the eye): “Ummm… I used the potty?”Me: “No, you did not use the potty. There was an (prompting her)…”
Harper: “Accident.”Me: “Yes. And where was the accident?”
Harper: “A carpet accident.”Me: “That’s right; you had an accident on the carpet. So now you need to pick out a new diaper or go potty in the potty. You can choose. Which one would you like to do?”
Harper: “Ummm… I would not like a diaper or the potty. I would like to run around naked.”Me: “Yes, I can see that.”
Do you ever find yourself having a conversation you could never have envisioned prior to parenthood?